1. Good day at work yesterday.
2. 2,000 words of porn that I like, although I imagine it's really just me-writing and therefore interchangeable with every other story I've ever written. Ever. But I don't care! It was comforting to write.
3. Motorola v300 OMG OMG SO CUTE!!!. It's blue! And it takes pictures! JC sings to me whenever anyone calls! Take that, O Nokia of Ugly Goldness. I kill you.
4. Brakes: fixed.
5. Many new plants. Living ones.
...clearly, the secret to mood regulation involves spending lots and lots of money. I'm glad I figured that one out.