Message on my phone at 0720, "Mary, you're scheduled to work today, please CALL BACK RIGHT AWAY OMG, OMG," so I called and they're like "We have you listed" and I'm like "Oh, no you don't. And anyway, pbbrrsssstfppht" and I think they got the point, because they said "k" and hung up. GRR.
Two weeks ago the nursing manager called me during the chemo class and left a message, can you switch, but I forgot to call back, which was too bad, because I totally would have switched but I never heard back and figured she'd found someone. I guess what she did instead of finding someone was to CHANGE MY SCHEDULE WITHOUT PERMISSION (huge pet peeve), but she only changed it on the sooper sekrit charge nurse schedule, not on the regular peon schedule, because I checked, because I'm on to her, dammit. *pant pant*
So I know I'll get a call from her after she comes in and she'll be all "ROAAWR" and I'll be all *shrug* and kind of perversely defiant about it, as if I NEVER WOULD HAVE SWITCHED ANYWAY, TCH, but I totally would have, but such is the nature of the struggle I go through to maintain a good righteous passive aggressive defiance. So sad.
Plus, now I don't know whether I work tomorrow or not. Hee! Not would be nice, because of Sesa. We shall see.
Aaaannnnd, good morning! Okay, tell the truth. When Sesa is revealed, where will you go first?
1. Story #1 under the "As."
2. Story written for you, YOU, yours, mwahahaha!
3. Story you wrote, to look for proofreading errors, dammit.
4. Story #123 under the "Zs."
5. Story somewhere randomly in the middle of the pack, just for fun.
6. Story for a specific author.
No little ticky boxes. Too lazy. Answer anonymously as needed.