silveryscrape (silveryscrape) wrote,
silveryscrape
silveryscrape

special HP edition, with extra added CRACK

Hee! I forgot a few. It is because I just wrote 1,000 words on the remix and then deleted them. Stupid subconscious.



H/S

snape: insolent brat!
harry: *mumbles*
snape: what was that, insolent brat?
harry: I SAID, YOU'RE HOT WHEN YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE. I mean, git
snape: ah



B/S

snape: insolent asshole! I mean, git
black: whatever, really. I know what your father did to you
snape: *sneers*
black: *sighs* come here, then
snape: *melts, stiffly*



H/D

harry: asshole!
draco: git!
harry: snotface!
draco: commoner!
harry: I know what your father did to you
draco: *rolls eyes*
harry: can we fuck anyway?
draco: duh
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