But no. Instead,
Reply to this post. In this reply, ask me any number of questions. Any number, as awkward or embarrassing as you like, absolutely anything at all. I promise to answer every question in complete honesty. Anything you want to know about me, and all you have to do is ask it today (or you know, tomorrow - later's okay too). Then, copy the text of this post and post it in your own LJ if you want to.
Ask anonymously if you'd like. Or don't ask. That's cool, too. I'm lazy, I understand.