Anybody in the mood for a quickie? Beta, I mean. All my usual victims are suspiciously quiet today. It's just a little something for trickC day, although it's not particularly... trickC-y. Well, it is. I don't know. And it's not Halloween-y, either. I just want somebody to run through it and tell me if it makes any sense whatsoever, 'cause that would be an accomplishment for me right now.
Oh, ah. I know the title is cheesy already. So that ought to make your job easier right off the bat.