Here's mine: sometimes I lurk the JJB.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HELP IT DONNA MADE ME DO IT I'M ONLY THERE FOR THE GOSSIP.
Anyway, not very often, okay.
Also, when people post their 67-turn IM exchanges? I glaze over and scroll. Especially if the post title is "Omg me and my friend are so funny." I'm filled with Satan, I tell you.
Okay, now you go.