her, making friends in the hood: HEY MICHELE
michele: Um. Hi?
her: DO YOU LIKE VODKA??
[it is 3 pm]
her: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT ARRESTED ON *APRIL FOOL'S DAY*
michele: oh, yeah, that's
her: I WASN'T PEEING *IN PUBLIC*
michele: okay! you know what
her: FUCKERS. THEY PUT ME IN POPULATION WITH A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE *MEN*
michele: that wasn't population, that was just holding.
michele: population is all women. you were just in holding. got a glass?
her: OH. SURE.
I'm kind of liking that Michele.
Also, Livejournal, I bought a condo! Yippee! *hyperventilates*
Actually, I fax the papers today. It's a two bed-two bath about five minutes from my sister, which ought to ruin that relationship pretty well, and it sits at the edge of a conservancy. The seller lived there for 26 years, so it has interesting and sprightly wallpaper, or so I'm told, and carpet in the bathrooms. I haven't seen it. Well, some pictures... my sister and bro-in-law like it, and they're much pickier than me, and my niece loves it because she found a pair of crutches in the closet. Damn, I should have written them into the offer. *broods*
(She's on a kick lately. The one thing she wanted from my mom's apartment was her walker. I think she put sparklies and streamers on it. Damn, I know I would have, at her age. So jealous!)
Anyway, to save $$ I'm having them turn off my cable next week, which is rather brilliantly going to be right before the Top Design finale. Which means I'll only have the internets at work or when I can pirate them from my neighbors, arrrr. Come on, Michele, I'm counting on you!
So, any good gossip going around? You know what I like. As JC would put it, come on - tell me things.