Holy jumping jesus, you guys. Remember a few days back, when I was complaining about a smell coming through my vents? Next time I do that, remind me. The cops are outside right now. They were there when I got home, the neighbor's front door propped open, all her prescription meds lined up on the hood of the squad. There is no sense of urgency here. If you know what I mean.
Sick fuck that I am, I have to go eat my Taco Bell now. Please forgive me.