[Mmmm, Ty. Mmmm, Amy Wynn, for that matter.]
I went to bed, like, 3 1/2 minutes before Wade came on last night. Striking a blow for liberty from obsession. But of course I did tape it. So that'll be on my list for today.
1. Wade Can't stand him. Looks at himself in the monitor constantly. Thinks he's all that and a biggie fry.
2. Get out of the damn house What is that bloody great light in the sky? Oh, I don't like this one bit.
3. Laundry I live alone! I wear a uniform! Where does all this laundry come from?
4. Rewire the kitchen outlet Yeah, that'll happen. But at least it's on the list.
5. Repot the cactus I hear you're supposed to do this at, like, certain times of the year or something. My plants are lucky if they get watered. When I feel cramped, my plants all get yanked. Survive this, sucker!
6. @$%!1!%%* This represents the nameless horror which shall not be spoken. Well, okay, it's that damn story and let me tell you, if Chris & JC don't stop snarking and start fucking pronto, well. I'll be forced to continue spamming my journal with rants and whines. Are you listening, Chris & JC? Do you really want to be responsible for that? Now, get down to it! For the sake of the children!
Stop the madness! Or start it. I forget.