silveryscrape (silveryscrape) wrote,

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Oh. Mah. Gawd.

Good morning! And, good morning! I have the Trading Spaces theme in my head! Please help me!

[Mmmm, Ty. Mmmm, Amy Wynn, for that matter.]

I went to bed, like, 3 1/2 minutes before Wade came on last night. Striking a blow for liberty from obsession. But of course I did tape it. So that'll be on my list for today.

1. Wade Can't stand him. Looks at himself in the monitor constantly. Thinks he's all that and a biggie fry.

2. Get out of the damn house What is that bloody great light in the sky? Oh, I don't like this one bit.

3. Laundry I live alone! I wear a uniform! Where does all this laundry come from?

4. Rewire the kitchen outlet Yeah, that'll happen. But at least it's on the list.

5. Repot the cactus I hear you're supposed to do this at, like, certain times of the year or something. My plants are lucky if they get watered. When I feel cramped, my plants all get yanked. Survive this, sucker!

6. @$%!1!%%* This represents the nameless horror which shall not be spoken. Well, okay, it's that damn story and let me tell you, if Chris & JC don't stop snarking and start fucking pronto, well. I'll be forced to continue spamming my journal with rants and whines. Are you listening, Chris & JC? Do you really want to be responsible for that? Now, get down to it! For the sake of the children!

Stop the madness! Or start it. I forget.
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