Also, since we're going with "random" as the organizing motif for today, the Tubes! May 26 at Universal Velvet Sessions! Ahahahaha!! Hey, that's tomorrow. Hmm.
Did you read this yet, The Proper Care of Houseplants? I did, just now. I'm slooow. It's awesome, though, a well-characterized trickyfish, of which there is OMG A HUGE DEARTH LATELY. Also, hot.
Porn, now. Adios.