silveryscrape (silveryscrape) wrote,

Chinese Horoscope:

You Were Actually Born Under:
Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation.
You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want.
Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead.
And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots.

You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog.
You Should Have Been Born Under:

Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker.
You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you!
A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best.
You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you.

You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake.

Aaaaaactually, I'm more like their description of the tiger, but it's hard to imagine this meme isn't totally accurate.

Speaking of Dog, as we pretty much weren't, I watched three hours of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night, and omg I wanted more. I love the Dog! Him and his kind trailer trash heart and his big ugly mullet and his sweet tattooed son and his badass wife and his skinny competent brother, the way they all bitch at each other all the time but are the perfect team when it comes down to it, I love them. They are the people they chase, and it's so funny to see Beth lose her shit and screech at some tweaker mama who's screeching right back, but they've all chosen to try to be better people, and it makes me sniffly every time to watch Dog earnestly trying to talk to these criminals about how they can put down the pipe and quit smacking their family around and take up a new way. He really cares about people, aww. Plus, it's a righteous set up. Bounty hunting? They get to be thugs for the law. Sweet.

Okay, it was the scene where Dog was vacuuming the carpet that really did it for me, in his silver toed boots and his cherokee arm band and his black leather vest, and he went on and on about how it made him feel good inside, because vacuuming, you could see the results of your hard work, and the carpet was clean now, like it was an honorable task and made him feel can-do and accomplished, and in the background Beth sat with her arms crossed, holding a water bottle and waiting for Dog to finish wanking so they could get back to work, rolling her eyes.

That and the fact that Dog cries at the drop of a hat. *sigh*

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