Ah. Note to self: perhaps in future we might try applying the hair dye and dipilatory cream separately, so that we don't have to remember to wash the cream off our hands before we touch our head. Hmm.
All those hairs we have left are the wonderful color of redwoods! Which we guess are reddish brown, we've never seen one.
Yeah, spam. But don't worry, now we shop. We ain't self-conscious.