Wow, y'all, look! This is the necklace Kythryne Aisling designed for me; isn't it gorgeous? And really reasonably priced. Also, she's pleasant to deal with and quick, omg. I think I commissioned this, what, two weeks ago?
Gakked from spasticat, condom ads. So inventive and clever! All the poor little sperms! I want a sperm suit with a long pointy head. I'd wear it, too.
|Your Hidden Talent|
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
What system. Huh.
Okay, I must write, and clean, and call Kit Carson Electric in Taos, NM, because apparently I never paid my last bill with them seven years ago and my new landlady is freaking out. Spotless credit since then, but you know, clearly I'm shady and unpredictable and I must take care of this OMG, so that she can sleep at night.
Oh, except for that one car repo. She never mentioned that. Perhaps that didn't bother her as much as the $100 electric bill. Ahahahahaha!