During rounds this morning Dr E revealed to us that some producer types are coming to scope out his house this week. They want to see if it's suitable for this new reality show they're putting together. He and his family will have to move out in two weeks, and they won't be allowed back in until Christmas time.
Right. So the reality show is some kind of boyband thing, Dr E said, "With a Backstreet Boy and one of those Nsync guys, even though - aren't they all in their thirties by now?"
(As you can imagine, my entire body was vibrating by this point.)
The nurses and the case manager and the pharmacist and the department director and the manager all had a lively conversation about how it was probably that Joey Fatone guy, because - he lives around here, did you know that?
Yeah, yes he does! And Dr E and the manager met him recently, some hospital foundation thing, you know, and he is the nicest guy ever! Dr E won't mind a bit if it's him in the house! But none of those other guys, because they'll trash the place. Uh-uh, nope.
Then they moved on to another vital topic, some story about robbers and Toyota trucks and calling the cops and I didn't even hear it, because my brain was boiling.
There's no way, right? No way. Right? Not Joey, like, because I doubt he'd be away from his family that long. But... would Chris do something like that? Would he? Do I have to suck up to Dr E at this late date? He's sure to be suspicious, but I don't care.
Probably just some random Making of a Boy Group, some bunch of Lou-bait wanna-bes trying to make the cut.