silveryscrape (silveryscrape) wrote,

As lovecat10036 points out, this is a man who wore a pineapple on his head of his own free will. Don't cry for Chris's lost credibility, my friends - he gave it up as boring long ago.

Now, where's that picture of him backstroking through a sand trap wearing a chicken hat onstage stuffing Rick the Temp in a garbage can wearing a sweatband with a suit jacket drinking a margarita as big as your head two margaritas as big as your head climbing JC like a tree? I have some writing to do.

PS. His last gig was in a PARKING LOT. For the love of god, people. Do you think he played there because he couldn't get anything better?

If your answer is "Yes," then how are you surprised he's on this show? Bwah.
Tags: alsdkjfladsj;, chris
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