One of our graduate nurses, I think I told you she liked Nsync? She came zipping up to me to tell me she's going to bring the Christmas album in to work soon, and we got to talking about marionettes, as one does, and then she said, JC used to go to my gym when he lived in town! LA Fitness! He's all skinny and pale in real life! But you like Chris Kirkpatrick, right? HA HA HA HA. That figures. Then she zoomed away.
Also, DMT.123.com, "Diseases & Conditions Questions and Answers," one of those lame commercial medical advice sites, kinda sad. Don't ask me how I even got there. About 3/4 of the way down, past "Can I be allergic in one eyeball and not the other" and "Why does it burn when I pee" and "Is this bump cancer," here is the important medical question someone had to ask:
Now that Lance Bass came out, why the hell doesn't Chris Kirkpatrick admit that they went fishing together?
I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THEM.
Did I mention my assistant boss quit today? Maybe my boss, she hasn't decided? We do not live in boring times, my friends.
Back to Dog. Dog makes everything better. Night!