HOLY MOLY a wild turkey gang just rushed my house. I heard "bork bork bork" and the cats were in the windows, twitching, and when I looked out, TURKEYS EVERYWHERE. At least 15 of them. Pecking in the grass, threateningly.
Back off, turkeys. Jane doesn't even want to do Thanksgiving this year, she said. I don't even have any meat in my house right now!! Okay, some ham.