j/k, god. But, seriously. One just messaged me and made a stupid comment. The one from yesterday's already been suspended.
I'm afraid if I accidently answer one sometime, my computer will explode in a great gout of slime.
Moving right along, a couple very important and special links that I've been saving up for you all:
Here is a really awesome fashion accessory. Yes, it is a BACON WALLET, and I really wish I hadn't just gotten myself a new wallet. ...I don't think it's actually made out of bacon. ???
Here is a website for those of you
...and I have a bunch more, but really, they should be savored. Except... okay, this is just a public service. Check this out for all your nutritional needs. Stay away from that bargain blood, though; it just doesn't congeal the right way.
Wow, two entries in one day. I feel faint. I'd forgotten what's it like to avoid writing for a deadline.