Or would some kind person pick me up a two day pass or tickets to both the thingies? I'm good for it, man. I could paypal you, like, instantaneously. Gotta feed the obsession!
Speaking of which, is it too much to ask that I might dream about the Chasez once in awhile? Instead, I get a dream in which I'm wearing sweet potato-colored corduroy pants. Yeah, I'm not sure either. It was scary.